The BEST Collection Of Rajnikanth Jokes – It’s Fantastic!

Rajinikanth might be the BIGGEST Superstar the World has ever seen. No doubt that people absolutely loves him. But that doesn’t saves him from the ‘flood’ of jokes that are made on him, almost every single day. But they are created in a healthy way. Here is a list of some light hearted one liners on him. Enjoy reading and share with your friends too.

  • Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
  • When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK
  • When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
  • There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
  • When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
  • If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini’s follower
  • Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
  • Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
  • Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
  • Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
  • Rajinikanth can watch the Radio
  • Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
  • People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
  • Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s Secret!
  • Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
  • Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajinikanth
  • Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
  • Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
  • There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
  • Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth’s shooting practice
  • Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
  • Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet
  • Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
  • When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin
  • Gmail’s email address
  • Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth
  • ONLY Rajinikanth knows “Choli ke peeche kya hai?”
  • Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting
  • When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off
  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
  • Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque and the Bank bounced!
  • Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
  • Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
  • Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
  • Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved
  • Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
  • Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here
  • Rajinikanth can drown a fish
  • Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don’t watch a few seconds movie
  • Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
  • Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken
  • Once death has “Near Rajinikanth experience”
  • Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
  • When Rajinikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajini Inside”
  • Its only when Rajinikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs became extinct
  • Rajinikanth can make fire using two ice cubes
  • Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door
  • Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajinikanth”
  • Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajini’s IQ…. poor Paul!
  • Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajinikanth knows Kaun banega crorepati
  • Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s descendants were found to be giraffes!!
  • When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
  • Rajinikanth Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
  • When Rajinikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes
  • The earth spins faster when Rajinikanth goes for Running
  • Rajinikanth can speak in Braille
  • Rajinikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as  “The Islands”
  • Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest
  • Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajinikanth never cries
  • Rajinikanth can remember the Future
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it
  • Rajinikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
  • Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
  • When Rajinikanth logs on to, facebook updates its status message!
  • There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajinikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored
  • Rajinikanth don’t like the other side of Moon!  That’s why its not visible from earth
  • Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds
  • Rajinikanth completely read the book Facebook many times
  • When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
  • Rajinikanth can divide by Zero
  • Rajinikanth can actually run faster than his own legs
  • Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  • New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajinikanth
  • Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
  • To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajinikanth as answer to every question
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajinikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
  • Rajinikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
  • When Rajinikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
  • Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth ‘ PC will crash.
  • Rajinikanth can breathe in Vacuum
  • Rajinikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
  • Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover
  • Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
  • Rajinikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered
  • Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajinikanth
  • Rajinikanth can smell the sound
  • Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer
  • Actually Rajinikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet
  • Rajinikanth can break one side of a glass
  • Rajinikanth can boil a egg in ice water
  • Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze

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