You’ve probably done everything and tried your level best at learning French, Spanish, or some other foreign language, yet those are nothing when you compare them to Woman Language. Yes you read that right!
Most researchers agree that it is extremely difficult to understand the language of Women. You have no trust. Try not to try and attempt. Whatever. Could it be any more obvious? You most likely suspected that the majority of that implies you ought to simply surrender and not attempt any longer right? Off-base! Any lady will let you know that in the language of ladies, it is exactly opposite.
Here are 25 things ladies say that 100% men misunderstand.
When you hear Nothing, then it means there is definately something. And when you know it’s something then you must figure out what went wrong and make it quick.
#24 – AM I LOOKING FAT IN THIS DRESS?
Ever heard your girl saying this? She actually means to say “Am I looking ugly?” and what you must say is a big NO.
#23 – GO AHEAD
If your girl says this then it means “Don’t you dare challenge me” What you should do? Stop there at that very moment.
#22 – NO
No means a definite NO
#21 – YES
Well, in most of the cases it also means a NO. But if it’s a Yes in other situations you can’t be very sure. So take it as a no only, until and unless you are being told that yes they really actually mean it.
#20 – MAYBE
Maybe also means NO.
(so many many no’s uffff)
#19 – IF
Anything and everything which starts with an IF means you that it’s an order and that too unconditional.
#18 – FINE
It always means – The argument is now over and you have Lost it (whether you were right or wrong does not matters at all).
#17 – IT’S OK
If she says ‘it’s ok’ then it definitely means that it is not ok and she is now into the thinking mode, thinking about what emotional punishment she wants you to go through.
#16 – ARE YOU LISTENING?
It actually means that you are not listening and you must start doing so.
#15 – IT’S UP TO YOU
On the off chance that you think this implies you have flexibility to pick then you are, extremely mistaken. A vastly improved interpretation would be “It’s dependent upon you… to choose the right decision which I know however I am not going to let you know since you ought to know.” Making the wrong decision will for the most part result in an “It’s alright (see #17).
#14 – SIGH
Whether you believe it or not but it is actually a word and a very loud one. It means that “Now I have to stand here and go through all of your stupidity.”
#13 – 5 MINUTES
Actually that depends on the situation. If she is getting dressed then it means about 30 to 40 minutes. And if you watching a game on TV then it means “Stop it right now and do something productive.”
#12 – WHATEVER
This is in fact like ‘fine’ but is actually much worse than that. But at many times it means #16.
#11 – THANKS
She actually means it. So respond with “You are Welcome”
#10 – THANKS A LOT
Frankly it does not means thanks at all. It means worse. Don’t dare to say you are welcome. Why? Because it will land you back to #12.
#9 – DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT
If she says so then it means that she has asked you several times to do something and now she has to do it because you either haven’t done it or she believes that you have not done it according to her ways. And this generally follows with #14.
#8 – WE CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT
That doesn’t means she actually means it. She wants to say “You better choose my favourite restaurant.”
#7 – WE NEED TO TALK
This means deep trouble. Breakup? Fight? Quarrel? Whatever it is it means you are dead.
#6 – WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If you ever hear this, which you will for sure, then she means to say that you are doing it absolutely wrong or you don’t know anything at all, according to her of course.
#5 – DO YOU HAVE TO THIS NOW
It is not a question. It again means that stop doing what you are doing and prepare yourself for further orders.
#4 – YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE
She means to say that you have to learn how to obey her and follow her orders. Communication means to agree with her.
#3 – I’M NOT UPSET
She means yes she is upset.
#2 – WE NEED
Do you really believe when she says so? Don’t be a fool. She wants to say “She Wants….”
#1 – I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE
Not what you think. She wants to walk away because she needs more time to build up more evidence against you. Everything takes time!
Now that you have learnt what SHE actually means to say, get prepared to face her. Understood!
Originally posted 2017-06-04 09:00:56.